Paybacks, Golden Rules, Hypocrisy, Lemmings, and Whatnot

This is what happens when your own rules are used:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/01/11/barney-frank-kicks-patrick-mchenry-around-the-house-floor/

And, what's about to happen:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/01/11/mitt-romney-changes-his-mind-on-abortion/

Apparently, you're a "flip flopper" even if you aren't John Kerry.

Oh, how ideology goes by the wayside:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/1/14/0746/72842

And:

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2007/01/12/tears/index.html

I shed a tear, too, but that's because I'm left to wonder what is really going on under his thinning hair. He can't be upset because he keeps sending middle class people to die for his poorly executed folly while his own bimbo daughters wreak havoc on Buenos Aires.

And, just when I think he can't demonstrate any more irony, the man who can't even form subject-verb agreement goes on 60 Minutes to claim he's the "Educator in Chief." Oh!! That's the problem - it isn't that his policies stink. It's that we're too stupid to understand them, and if he keeps repeating them in small words, we'll eventually see how wise he truly is.

It boggles the mind.